Oh hai

hannahhurt:

exchughesme:hannahhurt:exchughesme:sweethomestyle:

Claire L. Evans

JAQUELINE. When we are old and ummarried and luv cats and are living together can we please have an awesome permanent fort like this?

Why was I not invited to this?

because you are going to school to get married and have a mormz only wedding and live with your mormz husband and then you are going to have a million mormz kids and name them all after me and jaqueline using various forms of our names (ie christobal, jacques, christinika, jaqline, etc.) you’ve already decided this.

I think you are my most Liz Lemon friend, Christina.

THANKS FOR SPELLING MY NAME WRONG, CRISTINA
Oh, and our whole place will be a giant fort connected by secret passageways and paintings with the eyes cut out and there will be lofted beds EVERYWHERE

Also, Hannah you can have a little boi named Guy and he’ll be secretly named after nme.  eh heh heh

Totally Magotally.

danehurt:

are you guys aware of www.mylifeistwilight.com ???

sample:

Today I asked my boyfriend if he would hold ice to his lips for a minute before he kissed me, so I could pretend I was kissing Edward. He did. MLIT

by Rachel - Love - Your life is SO Twilight! (94) - Not so much Twilight.. (18)

THIS IS GREAT

armed & dangerous

thedisneyvault:

(via christinahhhhhx3)

The Disney Vault

jackiejormpjomp:

synecdoche:

(via lindersurprise)

i believe that a magical janitor can transform a 37 year old into being 17 (again).

i won’t believe that someone as perfect as zefron grows up to be someone who looks like matthew perry.

lolz apparently boys have a problem with Zefron b/c one of my friends met him at a party, and before I could oggle, they were like UGH ZAC EFRON IS THE WORST and were for real pissed.  It was hellaz weird.

eaux hayyy

jackiejormpjomp:

Gaga, love you. LOVE YOU.

But pick up yo face. That is WAY TOO TAN.

Wat are you talking about? NOT TAN ENOUGH

eaux hayyy

Liz Lemon

jackiejormpjomp:

lyriquediscorde:

The Family Stone

I liked this movie way more than I should’ve.

I’m getting this movie in my netflix today b/c I’m tired of only seeing parts of it on tv

eaux hayyy

jackiejormpjomp:

(via palahniukandchocolate)

My mom had this put on my 18th birthday cake.

I NEED THIS ON A BIRTHDAY CAKE MAYBE I’LL ORDER ONE FOR MYSELF SINCE I STILL HAVE 7 MONTHS TO GO

eaux hayyy

jackiejormpjomp:

(via bunkercomplex)

eaux hayyy

Barney - How I Met Your Mother (via simtan) (via quote-book) (via tvquotes)

As Heard on TV

welcometoross:

br7ndon:

mattheww:

Lady GaGa on Ellen, “Bad Romance” Acoustic and Electric.

STELLAR vocals.

I love this so hard.

MOLLY SHERMAN WATCH THIS RAIGHT NAOW

Ps I’m pretty sure this is the most modest outfit I’ve ever seen her wear

welcome to ross

jackiejormpjomp:

ISH I’M THANKFUL 4

My mom- My mom is effing gorgeous. And such a classy lady. She speaks fluent Spanish and has great taste in most everything.

My dad- He thinks he’s Jason Bourne. But he’s not. He’s BETTER than Jason Bourne.

Lindsay- She has my face so you KNOW she’s hot shit. Also, she is one funny-ass bitch. And she’s a teacher. She’s all up in yr skoolz fixin teh edukayshun system.

My dog- HE WEARS GLASSES. AND HE TALKS WHEN NO ONE ELSE IS AROUND.

Abby- Abby is my best friend and is like a second sister. A sister that says suggestive things about my mom and draws mermaid boobies.

 LOLZ MERMAID BOOBZ I WAS THERE FOR THAT I LAWLED SAUW MUCH

eaux hayyy

Phil, Modern Family